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Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 1173	Posted - 2013.07.04 00:33:00 - [1] - Quote Nice place. Where are the slaves at? I need to be fawned over by people who will do anything to escape a righteous beating. Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 1206	Posted - 2013.07.07 22:54:00 - [2] - Quote I accidentally drank some pod fluid earlier. You got anything stronger? Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 1228	Posted - 2013.07.10 01:49:00 - [3] - Quote So. Who's in for mud wrestling? Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 1261	Posted - 2013.07.11 20:49:00 - [4] - Quote Somebody turn on the disco lights. I want to dance! Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 1319	Posted - 2013.07.14 23:13:00 - [5] - Quote Loser gets a spanking, right? Sign me up! Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 1333	Posted - 2013.07.15 13:38:00 - [6] - Quote As an Amarr it's not usual for me to go and demean myself with degrading, physical exercise. May I be allowed to have my second, Brutella Shunkrat, wrestle for me? This is Brutella..... (brings forward a 6'4" 335 lb hambeast dressed in G-string and bending a Titanium bar) Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 1343	Posted - 2013.07.15 20:56:00 - [7] - Quote I'm sorry, Brutella. They won't let you play. Go wax the Sigil with your tongue and I'll be home later. (Brutella thumps out of the place and disappears.....) Let's get ready to rrrrrumble, sinners! Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 1350	Posted - 2013.07.18 01:41:00 - [8] - Quote Gaellia sits down and takes off her shoes. They're such nice shoes. Bought them on sale last week. She wriggles her toes and a slave comes forward to massage them while Gaellia eats a bowl of chocolate chip ice cream. The ice cream would be so much better with tons of Nutella on top. The food of champions! After her feet are properly massaged the slave is sent away and Gaellia stands up. She takes off her pants and shirt and folds them neatly on her chair. She kneels and prays and gets to her feet again. She looks around the room at the heretics who must be brought before God's justice. "All right, you godless sinners," she cries, "get ready for your Reclamation!" Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 1351	Posted - 2013.07.19 02:19:00 - [9] - Quote Gaelia Bonaventure vs Indahmawar Fazmarai Gaellia throws herself into the ring. "Now will you see the power of the Almighty smite down His enemies within the square circle of Nutella," she says. "Verily, I say unto you, beat the slave until he cries so that he may find purpose in this life and through his suffering will all mankind reach the pinnacle of their life which is to serve the Amarr like the dogs they are. "Lo! I speak to you sinners with the tongue of the Lord, and I say to each and every one of you, this Nutella is lovely and here will I fight in the name of the Lord, for the Lord dost love Nutella. "For in the beginning was Nutella, and all things sweet. So sayeth the Lord, who has a big butterknife to spread the Nutella of His word across the face of the Universe so all men may taste and eat and revel in the glorified sweetness that is NUTELLA. Amen, and glory be to God the Everlasting and Great Maker of all things Nutella." Her prayer delivered, Gaellia is finally ready for battle. And here comes Indahmawar springing into the ring, and with a subtle move she launches herself into the air and clasps her thighs around Gaellia's neck and drives the poor Amarrian into the ground! Well, into the Nutella anyway. Both women slip and slide in the sticky goodness that is Nutella. They become exhausted and Indahmawar tries to make a Nutella castle while Gaellia wonders how high she can pile the Nutella on top of her head. After they regain their breath they stand and circle one another, their legs dripping with Nutella. Even their faces are masks with nothing but eyeholes. They grapple! They fight! They wrestle! They get tired again and Gaellia grabs the TV remote to see if anything good is on, but there's no so she supposes they have to fight again. The referee slaps the TV remote out of Gaellia's hand. "Wrestle, don't watch TV!" "But there's a shoe sale on in the station," Gaellia says. "If only I could figure a way out of my captain's quarters I might be able to go shopping." The referee, her head already hurting from Gaellia's long and boring prayer, hits Gaellia over the head. "Go fight!" "That was mean," Indahmawar says. "I'm supposed to hit Gaellia, like this!" Indahmawar drives her elbow into Gaellia's neck socket and Gaellia goes down. As Indahmawar laughs uproariously Gaellia scoops a handful of Nutella and flings it at Indahmawar's open mouth. It's either choke or swallow....and Indahmawar swallows the Nutella and is disqualified. Gaellia wins! The referee hold up Gaellia's hand and pronounces the winner but Gaellia, having already won, is now following suit and stuffing her own mouth with Nutella because she doesn't want Indahmawar to eat more than her....and there are some shoes on sale she still needs to buy. Gaellia wins! Gaellia wins! Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 1363	Posted - 2013.07.24 13:48:00 - [10] - Quote Next contest get in the ring you guys! Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 1385	Posted - 2013.07.26 23:25:00 - [11] - Quote What a great fight! God has surely blessed you with his divine favor. Let us pray in humble solemnity for his everlasting guidance...and then let's lick the Nutella off our bodies. Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 1407	Posted - 2013.07.29 17:54:00 - [12] - Quote claps What a delightful musical rendition! I will light a novena for your souls after I smoke this cigarette. Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 1477	Posted - 2013.08.07 11:26:00 - [13] - Quote .Gaellia vs Kirjava Gaellia enters the ring ready to do battle with Kirjava. Nutella is on the line so this is shaping up to be a battle to the death between them. Ishtanchuk checks both participants. She pats Gaellia down, sighs, and begins to pull a knife, knuckle dusters, pair of rusty pliers and a broken bottle from Gaellia's baggy clothes. "I forgot they were there," Gaellia said. "Sure you did," Ishtanchuk replies. She pats Kirjava down and removes a pair of scissors, a tire chain, a razor blade, and a .22 derringer. "Oops," Kirjava says. "I forgot to leave those behind." "All right," Ishtanchuk tells both wrestlers, "no dirty business. I want a clean fight. No eye gouging, larynx crushing or spine snapping. Oh, and remember, don't behead me." "Before I fight I have to pray," Gaellia says. "All right, make it quick." "It will only take me three or four hours for a proper prayer." "Quicker than that, Gaellia." Gaellia folds her hands and bows her head. "Oh great and merciful God, allow me to destroy my enemies in your divine name and try to remember not to behead Ishtanchuk if she gets in the way. Also, thanks for creating Nutella. You really did a good job there if I may say so. Amen." "Let's fight!" Kirjava roars and the combatants clash in the middle of the ring. It's all but over for the Amarrian in a few seconds as Kirjava wraps his hands around Gaellia's slim neck and lifts her out of the sticky Nutella. Her legs flail helplessly. Kirjava slams Gaellia down into the Nutella and pile drives an elbow into her breastbone...but she's not there! Kirjava leaps to his feet. "Wait a minute, where did she go?" Even Ishtanchuk is scratching her head. "She disappeared!" "No, wait," Kirjava says, "I see her nose sticking out the the Nutella over there. She's moving under the Nutella like a fish." Gaellia is indeed slinking along through the thick and sticky Nutella. It's not difficult. For after all what is Nutella other than tasty pod fluid, and she's been living in that gunk for years. Groping blindly she touches a pair of legs and leaps up and wraps her arms around Ishtanchuk's throat. "Do not behead!" Ishtanchuk cries before her air is cut off. "I'll save you Ishtanchuk," Kirjava says and wades through the Nutella. Soon all three are foundering in the Nutella.Gaellia and Ishtanchuk struggle to their feet. Ishtanchuk looks around. "Where is Kirjava." "Dunno," Gaellia says, "haven't seen him." "What are those bubbles bursting in the Nutella under your feet?" "Bubbles? What bubbles?" "I think you're standing on poor Kirjava." "Oh, really? It must be God's will. I'm pretty sure he's been out of air for the last thirty seconds or so and has gulped more than enough Nutella. Do I win now?" "I'm not sure this move is covered in the rules." "Better hurry up with your decision before he sucks Nutella into his lungs." Gaellia steps off Kirjava's chest and he pops up from the Nutella and gasps. "I see dead people," he says. Gaellia Wins! Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 2407	Posted - 2014.07.04 22:33:00 - [14] - Quote stumbles into bar drunk, but drunk in the name of God, you heathens Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 2424	Posted - 2014.07.06 20:57:00 - [15] - Quote You guys. YOU GUYS. Let's read passages from the Bible! Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 2453	Posted - 2014.07.10 11:37:00 - [16] - Quote Do these eyebrows make me look fat? Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 2841	Posted - 2015.01.29 17:06:31 - [17] - Quote Downloads a proprietary computer program to interrupt station signals and sends an alert message over the Greater Fool's Bar intercom "Hey, you guys, it's Gaellia! I'm stuck in my captain's cabin. I can't get out! Come save me. First person to do it gets free tail. Gaellia over and out." Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 2860	Posted - 2015.01.31 20:52:01 - [18] - Quote Laudenum Hayes wrote: Gaellia Bonaventure wrote: Downloads a proprietary computer program to interrupt station signals and sends an alert message over the Greater Fool's Bar intercom "Hey, you guys, it's Gaellia! I'm stuck in my captain's cabin. I can't get out! Come save me. First person to do it gets free tail. Gaellia over and out." Looks around at the patrons "Alright, alright. I'll do it." Empties her drink and sets the glass on the table. "But if she tries to sell me into slavery, I'll kick her in the face." My hero! Thank you for saving me! So....free tail. Yeah. About that. First we're going to have to pray for the sins we are about to commit. Pray a LONG time for the hot, delicious sins because otherwise our souls would not be accepted by God for the dirty, nasty, super hot sins engendered from our upcoming hot monkey love. So...given that's the case. Hauls out a 5000-page prayer book Let us start praying at page one and work our way through the entire text and that way the purity of our souls will be covered and we can begin the hot love. All righty, then. Page one, paragraph one: And thus spake the Lord Our God unto the sinners and they did cower beneath his wrath for they were sinful sinners who sinned and....hm, you know what? It's just mostly 5000 pages of this crap, so let's ditch that and get to the tail..... Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 2886	Posted - 2015.02.07 03:54:49 - [19] - Quote Ragnar Severasse wrote: A sharp thud emits from the door. Ragnar stumbles through the doorway, clutching his foot in pain. "A drink, please? Make it non-alcoholic, if you may." Here's some Quafe, handsome. hands you a tall glass Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 2990	Posted - 2015.03.28 13:09:12 - [20] - Quote falls off the bar stool drunk as a hoot owl and hits the floor "Let us pray." Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 3081	Posted - 2015.04.02 12:50:27 - [21] - Quote calls from the floor Hey, barkeep, another round down here. Bring your possibles.

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